Helmut Newton 12 Notecards and Envelopes

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2008-01-23 17:05.

They have a home now.

I looked in the mirror. Why is it red?

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2008-01-23 17:00.

12.28.07

The migraine hurt so much that I rubbed a patch of skin on my forehead raw.

Happiness.

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2008-01-23 16:58.

11.20.07

A book can't tell you how to achieve happiness, but a blog can.

Just kidding.
maybe...

Person of the Year

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2008-01-23 16:32.

12.20.07

So, Putin's on the cover of Time. Finally, Time feels more like a news magazine than a celebrity rag. Then, again, I haven't seen the cover of People lately; he could be on the cover of that too.

I get it now.

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2008-01-23 16:25.

HPIM2451

I didn't get it.

"I paid to get in!"

Submitted by michelle on Thu, 2007-12-27 22:13.

So, Christmas Day a tiger escapes from its enclosure at the San Francisco Zoo and mauls three guys, killing one. And all they have to say, or rather repeat, is "I paid to get in!" as they're hauled off to general hospital on stretchers.

My friend's response:
"The Zoo should refund their money!"

104.49°F

Submitted by michelle on Thu, 2007-12-27 22:12.

The nice thing about a fever is that my feet are warm when I climb into bed.

Besides that, these numbers are only good for a radio station.

Gangs...

Submitted by michelle on Mon, 2007-11-12 02:24.

are frats for poor people.

Yay, Simpsons!

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2007-07-25 22:51.

HPIM2181

"You have rose-colored glasses!"

Submitted by michelle on Wed, 2007-07-11 09:52.

Yeah!
But they don't work.