Submitted by michelle on Fri, 2007-01-05 21:34.

I wake up with a headache and a parched throat.
Tea... I put the kettle on. Equilibrium's off.
I'm having my period,
and cramps to go with it. I'm brushing my teeth and when I hit the lower back ones, I get nauseas.
So, I head towards the porcelain and throw up and
the water's screeching and
the toilet seat falls on my head- nasty!
I prepare to miss the bus.

But I don't. Damnit! I was on a roll.

It takes me a long time to figure out that I'm probably getting sick and I hope it doesn't blossom into a cold. Because colds blossom.