"I thought it was interesting, but I don't think you would've liked the Harvard Natural History Museum. They had a lot of dead things. Stuffed lions, camels...birds next to their skeletons. When I looked closely at a giraffe, I could see the seams, where the hide was sewn back together. On another animal, the stitching was coming apart. It looked like hay inside. I think-"
"You could look into learning how to taxidermy," interjected my friend.
"No...it would be like learning to crochet."