Vellesway, The Caffeine Neutralizer ® :)

I’m flippin’ burgers to make ends meet
Every day I get a facial in grease.
This afternoon
I’m
Fired
from a fast food establishment.
Aside from the embarrassment,
No tuition means
No graduation.
I wish I could fight this system
that paralyzed my potential
but no one’s willing to fight for hope.
We acquiesce to standardized goals.

I can’t win, but can find a weakness
I’ll find a leak- now here’s my thesis:
To make a chemical to neutralize caffeine, the fuel for this society.
I’ll give it the name
Vellesway
the will to cessate
yell that name
Vellesway!

Try some Vellesway
in your mayonnaise
a caffeine blocker
economy stopper
Thank you. Have a nice day!

For fun! For free!

My, my, my
why, the things you find
on adrenaline overtime
from my malig mind into your custom-made mine
please meet the defeat of Wall Street
by a sweet substitution (very discreet)
in condiment distribution
a culinary contribution to the American cause
for a dream embossed
now
introducing the new special sauce
a caffeine blocker, headache stopper
say ‘hello!’ to the year of the pause

a caffeine blocker, economy stopper
‘Hello!’ to the year of the pause!

Vellesway
Tasteless and gray
Ketchup, mustard, Vellesway
Hear my, hear my, hear my laugh screaming in your Half ‘n Half!
Hear my laugh screaming in your Half ‘n Half!

It’s free! It’s free! I’m freeeeeeeeeee!

Thow a tantrum! Throw a party!
If that’s not too much effort.
I sorta like my couch.
Vellesway’s the lackadaisical miracle
a suspension of attention
relieving anal retention
to CEOs across the board
they learned to chill
just like this!
You know what happened to school attendance
There were even reports of I.Q. ascendance
but most just found the present pleasant.

Make our nations of zombies
too lazy to search for brain!
No nervous
No purpose
Feel this elation
No more obligations
No more treadmills, aerobics
Laundry, cooking healthy organics
cleaning, bathing
Forget it.
Wake up at one
and catch some reruns
old Batman & Robin
on your television
It’s...all...good J...
When the t.v. goes dead. No signal.
Radio’s gone too.
No more t.v. and radio crews.
No more laughs, no more news.
When nothing’s said, there’s no more lies.
Having nothing left to corrupt,
The politicians commit suicide.
All the stores go bankrupt
The trash is piling up
Diapers, food and paper cups.
All in the streets
no garbage men to clean
the stench
the smell of nausea creeping up your legs
Half ‘n Half and ketchup
The trash is piling up
Everything to steal
and nowhere to go.
Eating is a chore
that’s forgotten more and more.
No one expected Vellesway to wipe out motivation altogether.

A landfill of people
And sewers of tears.

I hear my laugh.
I’m the last person to take Vellesway
and I need it the most!

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Fri, 2011-03-11 03:32

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Thu, 2011-04-07 04:31

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Mon, 2011-04-18 11:43

No more treadmill?!?!?! D':

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Ben@Treadmill Review (not verified) Says:
Tue, 2011-05-17 14:33

This is really thought-provoking. it takes me back to my college days when I really was working at a fast-food restaurant to make ends meet. It will get better!

Silver (not verified) Says:
Thu, 2011-05-19 11:07

That's just a little bit depressing. Ugh!

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The solicitor (not verified) Says:
Mon, 2012-05-14 14:26

Hey there,
I was gonna try and sell you crap, then I popped some vellesway and decided to contribute to humanity instead :D

Wicked poem.

P.s. I found this cause I was actually googling if there was such a thing as a caffiene neutralizer. Damn T3s got me all jittery.

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