Vellesway, The Caffeine Neutralizer ® :)

I’m flippin’ burgers to make ends meet
Every day I get a facial in grease.
This afternoon
from a fast food establishment.
Aside from the embarrassment,
No tuition means
No graduation.
I wish I could fight this system
that paralyzed my potential
but no one’s willing to fight for hope.
We acquiesce to standardized goals.

I can’t win, but can find a weakness
I’ll find a leak- now here’s my thesis:
To make a chemical to neutralize caffeine, the fuel for this society.
I’ll give it the name
the will to cessate
yell that name

Try some Vellesway
in your mayonnaise
a caffeine blocker
economy stopper
Thank you. Have a nice day!

For fun! For free!

My, my, my
why, the things you find
on adrenaline overtime
from my malig mind into your custom-made mine
please meet the defeat of Wall Street
by a sweet substitution (very discreet)
in condiment distribution
a culinary contribution to the American cause
for a dream embossed
introducing the new special sauce
a caffeine blocker, headache stopper
say ‘hello!’ to the year of the pause

a caffeine blocker, economy stopper
‘Hello!’ to the year of the pause!

Tasteless and gray
Ketchup, mustard, Vellesway
Hear my, hear my, hear my laugh screaming in your Half ‘n Half!
Hear my laugh screaming in your Half ‘n Half!

It’s free! It’s free! I’m freeeeeeeeeee!

Thow a tantrum! Throw a party!
If that’s not too much effort.
I sorta like my couch.
Vellesway’s the lackadaisical miracle
a suspension of attention
relieving anal retention
to CEOs across the board
they learned to chill
just like this!
You know what happened to school attendance
There were even reports of I.Q. ascendance
but most just found the present pleasant.

Make our nations of zombies
too lazy to search for brain!
No nervous
No purpose
Feel this elation
No more obligations
No more treadmills, aerobics
Laundry, cooking healthy organics
cleaning, bathing
Forget it.
Wake up at one
and catch some reruns
old Batman & Robin
on your television
It’s...all...good J...
When the t.v. goes dead. No signal.
Radio’s gone too.
No more t.v. and radio crews.
No more laughs, no more news.
When nothing’s said, there’s no more lies.
Having nothing left to corrupt,
The politicians commit suicide.
All the stores go bankrupt
The trash is piling up
Diapers, food and paper cups.
All in the streets
no garbage men to clean
the stench
the smell of nausea creeping up your legs
Half ‘n Half and ketchup
The trash is piling up
Everything to steal
and nowhere to go.
Eating is a chore
that’s forgotten more and more.
No one expected Vellesway to wipe out motivation altogether.

A landfill of people
And sewers of tears.

I hear my laugh.
I’m the last person to take Vellesway
and I need it the most!

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Fx Boss (not verified) Says:
Fri, 2010-01-15 05:15

Great post, totally agree with you on that point.

nutritional therapy (not verified) Says:
Fri, 2011-03-11 03:32

The first commenter, Tilly, is from Bangladesh, Texas?!?

Jenna (not verified) Says:
Mon, 2011-03-21 19:32

This article has provided me with a lot of necessary information. Best regards to the author and I hope to read more sensible articles from you. Thank you for the information.

bulk playing cards (not verified) Says:
Thu, 2011-04-07 04:31

hey,be optimistic
thanks for this nice post..:)

Treadmill Traci (not verified) Says:
Mon, 2011-04-18 11:43

No more treadmill?!?!?! D':

Mydriasis (not verified) Says:
Sun, 2011-04-24 06:45

This is a really nice post i like this very much, keep it up. thank you! i have bookmarked your website.

Ben@Treadmill Review (not verified) Says:
Tue, 2011-05-17 14:33

This is really thought-provoking. it takes me back to my college days when I really was working at a fast-food restaurant to make ends meet. It will get better!

Silver (not verified) Says:
Thu, 2011-05-19 11:07

That's just a little bit depressing. Ugh!

conservatories (not verified) Says:
Thu, 2011-05-19 22:07

Hey. just stopped by to appreciate your hard work. I am following your blog from last few months and I find interesting updates everytime I visit. I found the content presentation really catchy. And the language was simple to understand. Kindly, keep blogging and keep us updated.

The solicitor (not verified) Says:
Mon, 2012-05-14 14:26

Hey there,
I was gonna try and sell you crap, then I popped some vellesway and decided to contribute to humanity instead :D

Wicked poem.

P.s. I found this cause I was actually googling if there was such a thing as a caffiene neutralizer. Damn T3s got me all jittery.

Lucy Kona (not verified) Says:
Sun, 2012-07-29 22:15

Good thinking! I'm really pleased to read about this entry. Really i was looking forward to read about this entry. Thanks for this allocation. :lol:

diet trends (not verified) Says:
Sat, 2013-06-01 09:22

Hello There. I found your blog using msn. This is a really
well written article. I will make sure to bookmark it and come back to read more of your
useful information. Thanks for the post. I'll definitely comeback.